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posted on 7-27-2011 at 07:49
Hump Day Humor
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how
to get started."
Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able
to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of
tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called 'rodeo'.
His friend said, "No what is it?"
"Well, you mount your wife from the back, reach around her and cup her breasts with both hands. Then you say, 'Boy these are almost as nice as your
Now see if you can hang on for eight seconds."
“The culture I stand for is sometimes lost into today’s society, when in fact society was built on the culture of THE HUNTER.
A hunter is more than a predator, a hunter is a provider…a caretaker…a leader. I will never make excuses for who I am… It’s the way I was
born… I’m a hunter… A BONE COLLECTOR!!!”