Location: alden, Minnesota
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Mood: wondering if there are any bucks over 1.5 yrs old within 5 miles of me???????
posted on 7-29-2011 at 17:30
EDITORS NOTE. these jokes were made by someone else, they in NO way are refering to the lovely Girlwithagun. PROMISE!!!!!!!!
OK, maybe the second one but thats it.
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her High school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigginn his drink as he sat alone at a nearby
table. I asked her, "do you know him"..... YES she sighed, "he's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up all those
years ago, I hear he hasn't been sober since"......"My god" I said "who would think a person could go on celebrating that long."...... and the fight
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take
care of first, the shed, the boat, etc. Alweays something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived
home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and
then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, when I came out again and I handed her a toothbrush. I said "When you finish cutting the grass,
you might as well sweep the driveway."........... The doctors say I will walk again, but will always have a limp!
So here's my wife standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, " I feel horrible;I look old, fat
and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment." I replied, "your eyesight is dang near perfect.".......and then the fight started!!
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our anniversary. She said "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."..I bought
her a bathroom scale!!! Yup, and then the fight started!!
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Location: Arthurette, New Brunswick
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Mood: Training my Brittany
posted on 7-29-2011 at 18:19
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